How to be a republican

New Zealanders are currently greeting Charles & Camilla obseqiously, but back in '83 the young prince was treated to a whakapohane, or twin cheek salute, from anti-imperialist Dun Mihaka. 

At a subsequent trial police produced a map that plotted Mihaka's protest precisely. The map featured a dotted line, indicating the 'Route taken by [the] Maori gentleman' as he approached the prince. A cross marked the spot where Mihaka exposed his buttocks.