Monday, January 05, 2009

Cheers, Ali

I'm hungover, I've had five hours' sleep, I've got six hundred e mails to read, after taking a sabbatical from the computer for a week or so, and the news from the Middle East and South Asia looks awful.

Thank goodness, then, that the following correspondent managed to send some festive cheer:

COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON,

FORGIVE MY INDIGNATION IF THIS MESSAGE COMES TO YOU AS A SURPRISE AND MAY OFFEND YOUR PERSONALITY FOR CONTACTING YOU WITHOUT YOUR PRIOR CONSENT AND WRITING THROUGH THIS CHANNEL. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN THAT IS TOUGH GOOD SIR. THAT IS TOUGH AND THAT IT LIFE. EMPEROR BOKASSA USED TO BEAT YOUTHS WITH STICKS. LIFE IS HARD. SOME SAY HE WAS CANNIBAL.

I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE PROFFESIONAL DATA BASE FOUND IN THE INTERNET YAHOO TOURIST SEARCH. I KNOW ALL YOU. I NOT YOUR FAN JUST FRIEND. I WAS SEARCHING FOR A FOREIGN RELIABLE PARTNER. NOT PARTNER LIKE LOVE OR EVEN SAX. FINANCIALLY WE ARE COMPATIBE. I WELL ASSURED OF YOUR CAPABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO CHAMPION THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

AFTER SERIES OF PRAYERS/FASTING. I WAS DIVINELY DIRECTED TO CONTACT YOU AMONG OTHER NAMES FOUND IN THE DATA BASE YAHOO TOURIST SEARCH.I BELIEVE THAT GOD HAS A WAY OF HELPING WHO IS IN NEED.

MY NAME IS MR ISSA AHMED.THE BILL AND EXCHANGE(ASSISTANT) MANAGER OF THE BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGUO BURKINA FASO.DO NOT TAKE THIS TRANSACTION TO BE A JOKE BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE.

I HOPE THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR BOTH FAMILIES.

I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF $22.3MILLION IMMEDIATELY TO MY ACCOUNT. THE MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR MANY YEARS IN YOUR BANK HERE WITHOUT ANY BODY COMING FOR THE CLAIM.

GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

FOR MORE DETAILS YOU CAN CALL ME +226 78 17 37 89

THANKS

Mr ALI AHMED

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Irrespective of President Bush's assertions of peace and the attempts of the unforgiving world at assisting Islamic terrorism to eliminate Israel, Gaza is only part of the smoke of the coming fire that is going to redefine the Middle East in a way only those who understand the Holy Bible's position on Israel can see.

What will precipitate the cataclysm that is ready to befall any who try and further work against Israel's Right to Return and Right to Exist is found as a clue in the Hebrew Holy Scriptures, and part of it has already begun.

Israel's solution is not secular as may be determined from its current government's actions. The secularists of Israel and the world aligned against Israel's destiny have already proved the validity of the Word of the Lord about Israel by the preliminaries already witnessed, but it takes an eye of faith to realize that rest is yet to happen, and Gaza, just like Lebanon, were just the starters.

Pretty soon the news is going to be quoting the Scriptures as if they were just being written, even though they were written thousands of years ago. As it was written, Gaza is just the start, and Egypt's fate is connected just as it is written.

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