Talking points for Tony Blair
1. We liberated Iraq.
2. Apart from a few Sunni Baathists, the people are grateful and want us to stay indefinitely.
3. Observe, on your TV screens this morning, the peculiar local custom of expressing grief at the death of our soldiers by dancing, smiling, clapping hands.
4. Observe the way we acknowledge their grief by shooting at them, especially if they are children.
Who was it who voted on this blog for the revival of Dadaism?