Thursday, November 09, 2017

The late First Cat

Aneirin and I are sorry to hear about the demise of Jacinda Ardern's cat Paddles. Aneirin had been fascinated to learn last week about Paddles' recent rise to the position of First Cat. He was a little sceptical, though, about whether 'the really big cats, the ones in the zoo' would recognise Ardern's little tabby as their ruler. Now that Paddles has passed on, Aneirin is wondering whether there will be an election to decide on a new First Cat. He's pondered whether our grumpy black tortoiseshell Smudge could be a candidate in such a contest.
Aneirin followed the recent general election closely - he saw the various parties' billboards on his way to and from school, and also noticed ads in the media. He decided that he supported The Opportunities Party after seeing a photograph of Gareth Morgan and a few of his chums on a motorbike. But then Cerian, who knows how to influence young minds, informed Aneirin that Morgan wanted to wipe out New Zealand's cats. Aneirin was mortified. He turned his back on the 'Motorbike Party', and became an enthusiastic backer of the 'Red Team'. 
Indeed, when he came into the polling station with me on election day Aneirin raised the returning officers' eyebrows by shouting 'Come on Dad, vote for the Red Team!' He even followed me into the voting booth, in an effort to influence my choice. I have a feeling that we won't be voting on the next First Cat, and even if we were I wouldn't want Smudge exposed to the stresses of electoral politics.

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Gareth Morgan wanted to wipe out cats? I think Aneirin was happily making his firs steps into the political fray but his parents unduly influenced him. I got off-side with one of a half brother of a grandson with my attitude to dogs. Like Joyce, who I share a birthday date with but not much else really, I do share his fear and dislike in general of dogs.

I do like cats though.

Some of Morgan's ideas or attitudes interested me but I was relatively indifferent to the election swinging to Adern as my daughter was keen on her and she looks vaguely attractive. I like Bill but he's on of the oldies...and doesn't even vaguely turn me on...

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Half-sister that should be for the record, not that it matters I suppose...

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